Pie Rats

"BONDAI!!!! WTF are you doing here!!???"
Nice, sector 429 remembers me.

"After you left, more pirates came here and we haven't had any peace... will you take out these EXILE guys for me?"
Cool story bro.

A month or so ago I jumped to this sector and made friends with a few of the alpha males before I left. They refused to be baited with my trash talking, and never once backed down when I was attacking. They didn't even whine when I cratered base after base. They said, 'no in-sector hitting'... but what they really meant was... 'please, keep it to a minimum because we're not going to stop you.'

My friends Lonewolf and Stonewall moved to another sector because this one had been hit over and over, week after week and got fed up. So I came back to crater a few more bases without fear of reprisal. I didn't expect to see a bunch of fired up pirates trash talking my old foes and beating me to the booty.

I ignored them at first, and just continued trash talking my favorite peace loving simpleton Navy Marcom. He just loves mom jokes and being the tough guy in his group. Trash talking him is like taking part in a battle of wits with an unarmed man. Exile was already tearing him down, and when I show up with Sloaney and the gang... ready to ravage the women and steal candy from their kids, it was all he could take. Navy Marcom left the sector, minutes later the rest of his moron posse followed, except for one. We kept that guy living in a bubble for the rest of the week.

There were no more sector police in 429, and every day people logged in giving out my coords in comms.
"Why did you attack me?"
Because your square base has all the vitamins and nutrients that my growing body needs.

Yellowstain is a friend of Sloaney's and he's an eager teenage spirit that needs to get laid a few times before he spontaneously combusts. Watching him lose his mind on these carebear, peaceloving sheeple is hilarious. The filth that comes out of his mouth is only equalled by the treasures he brings back to his base. The crew is starting to take shape.

429 never wants to see us again... most of the sector relocated on the second day.
Now, who are these EXILE? I kinda like them.