Ok, I guess I'll play Battle Pirates

I don't know where my account was born, but I relocated to my kid when I started, and ended up in sector 34, and that's where I decided to play. I was playing with marauders when most of the pukes over there were running around with Floating Fortresses (FFs).

I call them pukes because that's what they were. The FPA (Free-Pirate-Alliance) ruled the sector with an iron grip. I'm a solo player, and didn't appreciate the establishment telling me who I can and cannot hit. So I took great pleasure in stirring them up in chat before attacking with my tiny ships. I always lost, but if you know how to handle the comms, you never really lose. My shipyard has never been idle for more than an hour and my research has never stopped.

I loved stirring them up. A free pirate alliance is like an anarchist committee... carebears, free to do nothing. The alliance was full of a bunch of 'yes men' who worshipped the biggest coiner in their sector. I'm not sure what kinda favors this guy had given them before I showed up. I suspected fowl play. Chickens and bitches.

"No in sector hitting, Bondai!!"
Y'know what? Your insistence only makes my resistance taste sweeter.

After 3 weeks of silence, only occasionally logging in to keep researches moving... I wasn't even sure I was going to play this game. I saw the alpha male in comms, and watched the sheeple flock to him like peasants groveling for copper coins.

"Welcome to my farm list noober!!!"
You don't impress me, FPA.You can only smash my base every couple days, and it will be empty when you arrive.

"When you need our help, we won't be there for you"
I'll never need your help. This is a solo game.