THOR and the Hackers

Hell_Base called in some help before we left. A group of big boys from another sector. I didn't know much about hackers at the time, and there wasn't much we could do about them. This guy had a ridiculous amount of Floating Fortresses, and parked them outside my base after I talked trash a bit.

Apparently these idiots use a program to insert ships and upgrades into the game at no cost in time or resources. I have seen this in many games over the years, and the type of players that do this are the worst sort. They remind me of steroid junkies that brag about how tough they are. Of course you'll be able to lift twice your bodyweight... you are on muscle enhancing drugs, you moron. When your nuts shrivel up, I'll be givin' it to your girlfriend and mommy.

THOR's account got suspended after he sent his ships to my base. So I sent my longships out against him for 3 hours, and killed all of his fleets, plus several of Hell_Bases fleets (I waited for him to battle someone else then jumped on his fleets while he was busy so he couldn't pilot against me). He was furious and his friends were really laughing at him now.

Another of Hell_Base's friends jumped in, but quickly left when he couldn't engage me in battle. I jumped target to target. Used 2 longship fleets to take down each of THOR's big giant FF and HH fleets. Since my longships have no armor, they repair instantly. I lost nothing but a trivial amount of resources.

I gained cool points and Hell_Base started telling everyone that THOR wasn't his friend afterall, and he shut right up when I told everyone how much Hell_Base spends on this game, and how much he depends on them all to worship his ego and do what they're told. I really upset the power-base in that sector. My job here is done.

C'mon Sloaney, lets rock.